Black Friday

[[Start game|The Start]] (if: $message is 1)[get all 6 endings to see the True ending] (if: $true is 7)[[True Beginning|True start]] (set: $girl to 1)

You wake up to the sound of your phone calling, it is your mother she asks if you would like to join her and the rest of the family for Thanksgiving. [[Accept|Thanksgiving 1]] [[Decline|Black Friday 1]] <img src="https://askdrpig.tumblr.com/image/174160333790" />

After you get ready for the day you go to your car and start to drive to your mothers house. on the way there you pass the mall you see signs and billboards advertising Black Friday and sales. it was so early in the morning yet the car parks were all most full and there was a line outside the entrance [[Continue to your mothers house|Thanksgiving ending]] [[Cancel your plans|Black Friday 3]] (set: $thanks to 1)

after you finished geting ready for the day ahead of you look to your calendar and realise that tommorows is black friday you start to think of half priced TVs and two for one big macs but then you remember its thursday and you have work. [[go after work|black friday 2]] [[line up outside the mall|black friday 4]]

You arive at you mothers house and she is thrilled at the fact you showed up half expecting you to ditch her and go wait for black friday to start. you have a great time celebrating with your family and even have time to go back to the mall and buy a TV but when you enter the mall you realise it is completly empty Thanksgiving ending [[try again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $giv to $giv +1) (if: $giv > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)

You decided to spend your Thanksgiving at work, the only thing that made your day good was the promise of a good deal on a TV you so desperately wanted. [[Drive to the mall|Black Friday 3]] (set: $work to 1)

You walk to the malls doors after luckily finding a park and see a large roped off area you go to the back of the line. [[wait|Black Friday 5]] (set: $linedup to 1)

You finaly made your way to the mall after having to park two blocks away. You see a large roped off area marking the line outside the door that streached around mall. you take your spot at the end of the line. [[Wait|Black Friday 5]]

As the day turns to night the line continues to grow almost reacing all around the mall everyone seems to be behaving well exept for a fem suspisios characters and one couple that decided to cut in line a couple people in front of you. [[let them be| black friday 7]] [[ask them to move to the back| black friday 8]]

you look at your clock and see that the mall opens in a couple of hours you look for some way to entertain yourself. [[watch a movie| black friday 13]] [[read a book| black friday 13]]

how would you like to approach them [[ passivly | black friday 12]] [[ aggressively|black friday 10]]

They both suddenly attack you to the shock of all the other customers but nobody helps because of the rick of losing the place in line [[Fight back| black friday 11]] [[Run|failure ending]]

You successfully punch and knock them out scaring everyone around you and atracting the attention of the guards you are let off with a warning for now but will be asked to leave if causing more trouble. [[wait| black friday 7]]

You jump over the rope to try and escape you get to your car and look back to see the couple and some other people laughing failure ending [[try again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $fail to $fail +1) (if: $fail > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)

they start to yell profanities at you attracting the guards they end up being forcefully moved to the back of the line [[Wait| black friday 7]]

The doors suddenly opened up leting everyone flood in and fight for items that had good prices, in the midst of the chaos you ran through the mall and looked for a shop to raid. [[Harvey Norman|harvey norman 1]] [[Mc Donalds|Mc Donalds ending]] (if: $girl is 1)[[A random clothing store|clothes 1]]

Quickly making your way to the malls harvey norman, you start to feel safe as you close the gap bettween you and your prize but when you turn a corner you see that the enterance is being stormed by angry consumers you must find another way. [[The Vents|harvey norman 2]] [[The Loading doc|harvey norman 3]]

Running a fast as you can to the malls food court, just nearly avoiding being attacked you made it to the Mc Donalds and orderd your food wasting both Thanksgiving and Blackfriday for a burger. Mc Donalds Ending [[Try Again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $Mc to $Mc +1) (if: $Mc > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)

you climbed through the vents using a ladder from the adjacent hardware store and navigate in the direction of Harvey Norman but you come to a fork in the vents [[left|harvey norman 4]] [[right|harvey norman 4]]

you move toward the adjecent exit and move round back to the loading dock and sneak into the storage area conected directly to the store but you see some employess. [[sneak|harvey norman 4]] [[run|harvey norman 4]]

you mannage to make your way into the store without anyone noticing you and go to the TV displays and look for tvs and see a person with a 80% off Sony 70" Ultra HD 4K HDR Smart Android Television. [[Tackle them|harvey norman 5]] [[Keep looking|harvey norman 6]]

You tackle them to the ground and wrestle the TV out of there grasp then run to the cashier [[Buy the TV|harvey norman 7]]

you decide to look for another TV and you happen to find one but it is not as good as the other one [[Buy the TV|harvey norman 7]]

You get to the cashier and hop to the back of the line. [[Wait|harvey norman 8]]

It is finnaly your turn you put the TV on the counter and... (if: $thanks is 1)[[Purchase TV|Jerk ending]] (if: $work is 1)[[Buy TV|Happy ending]] (if: $linedup is 1)[[Steal TV|Jail ending]]

You remember that you dident go to work today and had no money so you reluctantly put down the tv and go home. when you get home you recive a call from your mum who asks where you were yesterday Jerk Ending [[Try Again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $jerk to $jerk +1) (if: $jerk > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)

You get to the counter and buy your TV, you escape the mall and get home safely Happy Ending [[Try Again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $happy to $happy +1) (if: $happy > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)

You go to buy the TV but remember that you dident go to work today you run off with your TV but are apprehended by the guards and sent to jail for one year. Jail Ending [[Try Again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $jail to $jail +1) (if: $jail > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)

you wake up in your room a little delirious, you look around your room and notice that at the foot of your bed is a dark figure in a black cloak facing oppisite you [[...| True 1]]

the creature removes its cloak and reveals itself it is an old man wearing a read white and blue suit and top hat he says in a soft voice "thankyou for celebrating black friday" and then disappears. [[???|Start]] (set: $true to 0) <img src="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Sam_(comics)#/media/File:Unclesam_comics.jpg">

You bolt into a gender neutral clothes store and crap yourself to the horrid sight you see a empty clothes rack with a sign above saying 100% off [[keep looking|clothes 2]] (set: $girl to 0) [[Go to a different store| black friday 13]]

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You continue to look for cheap clothes when you find the most amazing pair of euoropean pants [[take them...|die ending]]

You get clocked across the head by a girl in there mid mid teens she takes thae pants and leaves You died[[Try Again?|Start]] (set: $message to 1) (set: $true to $true +1) (set: $die to $die +1) (if: $die > 1)(set: $true to $true -1)